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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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momjpg:

it’s never too late for waffles and it’s never too early for pizza

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fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

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ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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