clitpotle:

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
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frank-n-stardust:

are you being the person david bowie wants you to be?

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punkscully:

rocket power is tbh 100% how i imagine california 

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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

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britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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